1. Eat alot of carbs: White bread, white pasta, french fries & more.2. Drink plenty of sodas & high sugar juices: Hey, you're going to need something to wash all those french fries down, right?3. Fry everything: There's nothing better than some good ol' fried chicken. Also, try some delicious fried potatoes, fried bacon, fried eggs, heck, even fry your turkey for Thanksgiving!4. Make sure to stock up on junk food: Mmmmm! Nice crunchy, salty potato chips! What about some chocolate chip cookies, snack cakes, ice cream, ahhh, the list goes on and on. Just make sure you stock up plentiful of these wonderful delicious snacks.5. Don't eat breakfast: Running late? No problem. You don't need breakfast. You can just fill up with some delicious fast food on your lunch break.6. Overflow your...