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Saturday 25 April 2009

Hot Pocket Burglar

Hot PocketsThe Associated Press is reporting that a Delaware man broke into an apartment and stole Hot Pockets and frozen chicken wings.

More interesting than the fact that this guy a) tried breaking into six apartments, b) broke into an apartment with people in it, and c) stole Hot Pockets, is that he stole $82 worth of Hot Pockets and chicken wings.

Who has nearly $100 worth of Hot Pockets and chicken wings in his home freezer? Apparently, people in Delaware.

Maybe there’s a Hot Pockets black market out there? Should I worry that some frozen food thief is going to follow me home from the train station one day?


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